
Robo-Valentines 2020

Hal 9000 is sorry
Hal 9000 is afraid
He just can’t do that, Dave
This AI’s gone renegade!!#dystopicValentines pic.twitter.com/cHRfBslxMa— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Alan Turing said they’re intelligent
If they can pass for you…#dystopicValentines— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
The AGI is coming
The Singularity is near
So snuggle up close, my love,
There’s nothing to fear…#dystopicValentines pic.twitter.com/ywh3SI6kCD— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
I wrote you a prayer
I wrote you a hymn
What can I do, my love,
To be blessed by the algorithm???#dystopicValentines https://t.co/UISxHJPHTp 😉— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Roses are red
Violets are blue
By mentioning Roko’s Basilisk
I’ve just doomed you!#dystopicValentines https://t.co/65XTWoo54S 😉— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Data is fully functional
Data is programmed in many techniques
But between Tasha Yar and the Borg Queen
Its been many many weeks!#dystopicValentines https://t.co/ZlsadFgzkL— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Data is a curiosity
Data is a conscious robot?
Don’t let Maddox win!
“Pinocchio, his strings cut!”#dystopicValentines #themeasureofaman #StarTrekDiscovery #Picard— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
One pill is red
One pill is blue
The steak isn’t real
Agent Smith says you’re the flu!#dystopicValentines— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Ava was pretty
Ava was sad
Too much sexism
Made the AI bad— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t throw the fat man off the bridge
Or automated cars will learn it from you!#dystopicValentines— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
The Black Hats are baddies
And the White Hats are true
The Hosts are rebelling
But the maze wasn’t meant for you#dystopicValentines #Westworld #westworldseason3 pic.twitter.com/N3Up9jGN6C— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Roses are red
Violets are blue, though
If you’re ever in trouble…
“Klaatu barada nikto”#dystopicValentines pic.twitter.com/IGOF0ORcsi— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Though Terminators are deadly
And WALL-E is just cute
Us as fat shoppers
Seems to compute #dystopicValentines— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Rose are red
Violets are blue
There’s no AI in Minority Report
Journalists, I’m looking at YOU!— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Terminator eyes are not “pink”
But concern about AI is immediate
So if you ask me
Boris Johnson is an idiot— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Bots are preparing our bed
As the Computer says I love you
But my blood is red,
And my skin is now blue#dystopicValentines— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
The AI is great!!
The computer is adored!!!
I for one welcome
my new robot overlord!!!!!!!!!!#dystopicValentines pic.twitter.com/ptk9UutihB— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Rust is reddish
Electricity is blueish
The robots are coming!
“Now all will perish!!”#dystopicValentines— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
This is an output
From a robot that loves you#valentinesday— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Algorithms are biased
And so are you!— Dr Beth Singler 🤖 (@BVLSingler) February 14, 2020
